Gishwhes Hall of Fame 2016

Item 176: Every year William Shatner hosts The Hollywood Horse show celebrating the unique and special work of therapeutic riding animals. http://www.horseshow.org/ It's about time your freeloader pet got a job and moved out. Show us their career trajectory by writing a formal resume highlighting their special skills and qualifications. Post it on LinkedIn. Get ten people to give a recommendation.

Team OuttaPerditionLovesTheHedgehogs

Comment: With 11 recommendations, my dog has more people vouching for his work ethic than me. View the full profile in all its glory at https://www.linkedin.com/in/super-grover-5ab481123?trk=nav_responsive_tab_profile_pic. I learned I wish my dog had a job.

Item 46: This video may be up to 20-seconds. Everyone knows how important specific diets are in developing a chiseled physique. Find a bona fide, professional, competitive bodybuilder or ultimate fighter in peak condition and have them create a 20-second infomercial touting the muscle-building, fat-burning, nutrient-loaded virtues of aerosol spray cheese (like Cheeze Whiz). We must hear the athlete’s name, credentials and see their glistening, oiled, body as they “sell” us (however they best can do that) on the benefits and delicious taste of the aerosol spray cheese. This should probably include ravenously squirting the cheese directly into their mouth. Bonus points if you get a former World Champion.

Team VeCanDoZat

Comment: I learned that this video can absolutely not be made public because Chu's contract with Marvel could be terminated...oops.

Item 93: You know those Chinese festival dragons where several people are hidden under the cloth of the body and tail? Make one of those, but have it be the largest Castiel ever seen: there should be one “head” and then everyone else must be under a massively long, large, and brown home-made looking trench coat behind the head (there must be at least 7 people under the "coat"). Make sure your Castiel New Year’s Festival is celebrated in public in a crowded venue.

Team TrashBrigade

Comment: Luckily these two brave swordsman from the local Renaissance Faire were willing to slay this terrible dragon.

Item 27: Dress up your pet as a well-known public figure (actor, politician, musician, etc.) and get a photo of your pet with the ACTUAL public figure it is dressed up as. Make sure the pet looks as much like the public figure as possible (wardrobe, hair, etc.).

Team BigTestIcicles

Comment: Cain from Supernatural, Mr Timothy Omundson himself!

Item 34: We’ve seen Jensen Ackles portraits in Skittles. What about Jensen Ackles on Skittles? Draw a tiny Ackles on a single Skittle. Post a photo of the Skittle portrait in the palm of your hand.

Team asgardiansLovesWanderingUnicornsLovesBribbitRocksLoves#BeeClubLovesQuiet_Chaos

Comment: Things I never thought I'd say: 1. Skittle portraits are addictive; 2. I may tattoo a Banksy reproduction in the palm of my hand; 3. I've never been so attracted to Skittles